"You gotta be fucking kidding me." I shoot a look at Don, my boss and best friend.
"Listen...she applied...and she was the best there fucking was bro, I don't know what to tell you. I would've been out voted anyways. Caroline and Kev thought she was the best to fill the spot too." Don says.
"You hire my ex to bartend..while I bartend for you? That's fucked up Don." I tell him, angry, even though it's selfish, but come on there has to be some kind of code that you don't throw your best friends ex behind the bar with him.
"Listen...I'll make sure you're on opposite bars as much as I can..shit's too busy for you two to start shit with each other anyways." he says. i roll my eyes.
"Are we talking about the same girl here? Alessandra? Tall, bitchy, drama queen, and psychopath?" I ask as I sit at the bar sipping a drink with Don behind the counter giving me the fucking bad news.
"Aww , I see you're still singing my praises baby" Alessandra says from the side of the bar, both of us turning our heads.
She cocks her head with a little smirk.
"Speak of the red headed devil." I mutter and toss back my beer.
I hear Caroline , Don's wife and one of the three owners of the bar clear her throat, her eye brow lifting.
"Well..this should be...fun." she says and I watch as Alessandra moves those god damn legs towards me.
The girl had legs long enough to wrap around ten fucking men. Okay, not really, but those fucking legs were my fucking weakness when it had come to our realtionship.
Her legs were just as toxic as her man eating personality.
"Hey baby, how ya been?" she says sarcastically and rubs a hand over my back, her tits brushing my arm.
I don't even look at her. Giving Don a look and he just gives me a "what can I do?" look and shakes his head and walks out from behind the bar.
"Miss me?" she purrs, her long red finger nail running down my arm. I turn my head and watch it descend and then look back up at her. Her cherry red lips giving me a devils smile as her tongue peeks out between her lips at the corner.
"About as much as I'd miss having ten thousand razorblades dragged across my nuts." I say as I look her dead in the eye and take another drink.
It was Tuesday, and we weren't open on Tuesdays, but I came in to hang with Don, not even aware the fucker was doing interviews today, or that she would be here.
"Oooo, are you into having your balls abused now Jakey? " she asks and I roll my eyes to the side to look at her once more.
"Nope. You had them tied up in your devils death grip long enough...i'm giving em a break" I say and she lifts the corner of her mouth.
Fuck her. She was so fucking hot and was my god damn kryptonite. It was a serious fucking problem. I could only survive the female form of Satan on earth for so long before I caved. Before I let her sink those fucking claws of hers into me and drag me to her fucking devils lair and let her sacrifice me again.
Sex with Alessandra was .......well....there were no god damn words to describe it. She was a crazy fucking bitch, and fucked like one too. Never a dull fucking moment in the bedroom with that one. But out of bed, she was a fucking nightmare.
"Let's not pretend you didn't looove the way I gripped your balls Jakey" she whispers leaning in closer, those fucking tits of hers rubbing against my arm again.
"Listen she devil" I say, trying to play off the fact that I have no interest in how she did or didnt handle my balls, but fuck, now I was defintely thinking about it.
"Why dont you go find another soul to snatch, you already took mine." I say.
Her red hair was down today, pinned back on one side, and she was wearing a tight red pencil skirt, with a black blouse and black heels, that only made those damn legs of hers a million times longer.
"Oh come on Jakey" she gives a little pout and lifts a hand to the button at the top of her blouse and flicks the top one undone and then the next, exposing her cleavage to me, pulling her shirt to the side to give me a peek of her emerald colored lace bra. One I was very fucking familiar with, because it was my fucking favorite.
She sees my eyes catch it and I look away.
She leans into me and her breath catches on my ear as she whispers.
"I'm wearing the matching panties Jake." she says and I close my eyes as her teeth give a nip at my ear lobe and my dick salutes this fucking black widow of a female.
"Go home Alessandra" I say and take a deep breath.
I clench my jaw and fight a groan when her hand rests itself on my thigh and and she freely moves her hand over the crotch of my jeans.
"Hmmmm, feels like someone might want to come home with me." she whispers.
"He's not interested." I say.
She giggles.
"Since when?" she teases me and I let a frustrated groan slip as she grip it through my pants.
"Come on Jakey" she says using her baby voice with me and it irritates the fuck out of me, while also driving me absolutely fucking crazy.
"It's been months baby...I know you need it." she whispers in my ear, her tongue skimming the edge of it as she lets a soft moan fill my ear.
"Don't you miss me fucking this dick?" she asks and I rubs her hand over my hard on and I inhale deeply, take another pull from my beer and try to find some fucking will power against this fucking force of evil.
"Tell you what....I'll make sure to fuck it with all of my holes for you baby...every ..single...one...don't you want that? Dont you want me to fuck your cock with my mouth and pussy, and let you finish in my tight little ass?" she purrs.
"God damnit Ally." I groan and look at her and she smiles in victory.
Because she knows she's just fucking won.