EroticReverie

“I’m glad you think it’s funny Brennan.” Sadie says with an inflated sense of her usual disdain for me ,calling me by my last name, as I follow her cranky ass through the woods, letting her lead the way, even though I’m pretty sure we’ve passed this stump already once earlier. 

“I’m just saying, the fact we’re lost in the woods together is pretty fricken amusing. Being that you’re the absolute last person I’d want to be stuck with anywhere.” I say. Because, why not poke the bear?

“Will you just shut up?” She snaps , not looking back, stomping her muddy sneakers along the “path”. It’s not a path , but I’m also not going to argue with her. 

“This is the worst day of my fucking life” she grumbles as she swats a buzzing insect off her and growls. 

I can’t help but bite back my laughter. Were we lost? Yeah. Were we gonna die in the woods? …most likely not. Was Sadie's ass in her tight hot pink work out leggings keeping my mood up? Sure was. 

Only a girl with an ass like that could get away with being such a pain in one. 

“Really?” I ask. “this is worst than the time you got your period in the pool in high school and everyone called you Shark Bait all year?” I ask and she stops and I hold back my smirk as she whips around and shoves her finger into my chest. 

“YOU .. started that nickname and YOU ARE THE ONE WHO POPPED THAT FAKE BLOOD POUCH NEAR ME AND THEN TOLD EVERYONE MY “pussy plug” CAME LOOSE IN THE POOL!” She says and I can’t help but laugh.  I was a fucking little shit in high school.  Sadie Shepard was my all time favorite target. 

I put my hands up in the air. “I still claim innocence. I’d neverrrr do such a thing.” I say, clearly lying. Everyone found out what I’d done. But it still didn’t stop the entire school from calling her shark bait all year. 

“You are such a fucking ass” Sadie scowls and then turns, her blonde ponytail whipping me across the chest as she turns. 

“Speaking of asses…you been doing squats there Sadie? Your ass is keeping me motivated back here babe” I say and she growls and I laugh as she tries to tug down her loose tank top to cover her ass but it doesn’t cover it. Thank god. 

“Dont look at my ass!” She yells as she keeps walking. 

“Then turn around and walk backwards, I’ll look at your rack instead” I say, instigating the progression of her shitty mood. 

It’s just a sport for me to push her buttons. I’ve always done it. 

“How do you even get girls ? Like, what do they find so fucking charming about you? You are the epitome of a douche bag.” She says and I smile as I keep watching her ass while watching where I’m walking following her pace easily. 

“Probably cause I’ve got a huge dick” I say and earn another sound of disgust. 

“I doubt it.” Sadie says and slaps another bug off her arm. 

“Wanna check hot cheeks?” I ask. 

“I’d rather roll in poison ivy” she huffs and I laugh quietly to myself. 

“You sure shark bait?” I ask and she growls and glares over her shoulder. 

“I hope you get eaten by a bear.” She says and then whips that pretty little pony tail again as she starts to climb up an incline. 

“Careful” I say as her foot slips and she huffs. 

“I’m fine ,worry about yoursel-“ the flimsy branch she’s pulling herself up by snaps and she falls back with a yelp. 

“AH! FUCK!” She screams as I catch her. Holding onto her so she doesn’t slide back down and sitting her on the ground as she immediately starts to hiss in pain and whimper and hold her leg. 

“What happened?” I ask as I gently touch her calf. 

“Don’t touch it!” She yells and her eyes are watering and goes to move her ankle and curses again. 

“I think I sprained my ankle” she whimpers and I nod. 

“Let me take a look.” I say as I go to reach for her sneaker. 

“No!” She shrieks. 

“I’ll be gentle.” I say as I look up at her and give her a nod. “I need to make sure it’s not broken.”

“It’s not.” She says through gritted teeth. 

“Jesus Sadie, just let me fucking look alright? Quit being a pain in the ass.” I say and she scowls. 

“Don’t yell at me while I’m in pain! I still have one good foot and I’ll use it to kick you in the dick!” She argues and I just shake my head. 

“God you are a fucking nightmare woman” I say lying. Sadies attitude didn’t bother me in the least.  It was why I constantly baited her and teased her. I liked her bite and her sass. 

“Ow fuck” she cries as I gently pull her sneaker off carefully.  Trying to support her ankle so it doesn’t move. 

“Easy babe” I say as I slip it off the other half of her foot and she exhales. 

“Don’t call me that” she says. 

“I’ll call you whatever I want to sweet cheeks” I say arguing with her to keep her mind off my fingers inspecting her ankle as I roll her sock down a little. 

She lets out an audible groan. 

“God. Just let a bear  come and eat me. Anything to not have to listen to you talk” she says. 

“Same babe. Fucking same” I say and then she squeals and whimpers as I test her ankle to make sure it’s not broken. 

“YOU FUCK! YOU FUCKING FUCK!” She screams. 

“Sorry, good news is , it’s not broken.  Bad news is. You’re gonna have to sit and wait here while I get us some help.” I say just to watch the way her eyes flare wide with fear. 

“You are NOT leaving me here alone !” She says and I see the tears well in her eyes and I feel a little bad. 

“Of course I’m not shark bait.  I was kidding” I say. “Easy on the tears babe” I say reaching out to swipe one away but she swats my hand away. 

“That’s not funny!” She says. 

“Which part?” I ask. 

“Any of it!” She replies and I smile. 

I scoot back a bit and then pull off my shirt. 

“What the hell are you doing?” She asks. 

“We need to wrap it up.” I say and then grab my shirt , ripping it and Sadie gasps. 

“Bryan you don’t have to do that.” She says and I look at her. 

“Quiet.” I say and her brows pinch and return her little scowl with a smirk as I keep ripping my shirt , working it so it creates a long strip. Tearing it up and getting as much useful fabric as I can. 

“What a story for the grandkids eh?” I tease as I take her foot and start to wrap it. 

“First of all. We are NOT even having regular kids, or even getting close to the act needed to have kids and second -“

“Easy loosey goose, I didn’t mean OURS together, I just meant. In general. Your grandkids. But I like knowing your thinking about fucking me babe” I say teasing her. 

“I’m not. Because If I was I’d have vomit in my lap” she says and I smile. 

“Keep telling yourself that sweet cheeks” I say and she growls. 

“I can feel the tension baby cakes” I say teasing her. 

“Thats just my disgust” she says and I smile. 

I keep wrapping her foot. And I admire her pink colored toe nails and have the strangest urge to suck her toes into my mouth. And I’m not even a fucking foot man. I laugh to myself at the absurd urge and then tie the fabric around. Securing it the best I can. 

“You’ve got cute feet” I say as I hand her the sneaker and her sock tucked inside. 

“Thanks weirdo” she says with a cocked brow and takes her shoe. I just smile as she goes to move to try to get herself up. 

“Yeah, I don’t think so shark bait” I say and she stops and scowls. 

“Here. Spread for me.” I say pointing to her legs. 

“Excuse me?” She scoffs. 

“Oh babe, we really got to get that mind out of the gutter.” I say and then face my back to her. 

“Need you to wrap those legs around me my little chipmunk” I say. 

She groans. “Will you stop it with the names”

“Nah” I say with a smile 

“Cmon babe, you can ride my back and then thank me later by riding my co-“

“DONT. Finish that!” She scolds and slaps my shoulder lightly and I chuckle as I gently pull her thighs to my waist , careful with her injured ankle.

“Come on , grab on”

I say and pat my shoulder and then feel her lean into my back and slip her arms around my neck and hold my shoulders. 

“I should strangle you while I have the chance” she says and I smile as I carefully stand and adjust her , hopping slightly as she lets out a little yip and holds on tighter. 

“Jokes on you babe, I’m into that” I reply and she groans in annoyance. 

“You can’t just carry me , you don’t even know where you’re going” she says. 

“I can carry you. I’m doing it right now.  And my sense of direction is better than yours. Now that you can’t lead.  Maybe we’ll actually get the fuck outta here” I say and she gasps. 

“If I get too heavy just let me-“

“You’re a feather. I’m good.” I cut her off. 

“Ok tough guy” she says and I smile to myself. 

“That’s right, feel free to take a feel of my muscles babe, enjoy the ride” I say and she makes a fake gagging noise. 

“You are so full of yourself” she says and I smile. 

“You could be full of me too , just say the word” I say and she groans. 

“I’ll cut it off and feed it to the bears” she answers. 

“As long as you fuck it first. Might be worth it” I say and she gives my shoulder another little slap and I hear a slight laugh. 

“Just shut up” she says. “You idiot” 

“Sure thing shark bait”